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You have to bear the pain as I have decided to pen more nonsense about me. You are also warned that if you decide to ignore this piece without honoring a proper read, you will face bad luck for x years where x = (10*Your waist size in inches)^0.25. Just assume that your waist size will grow @ 7.75% compounded annually and you will be even more concerned. So better read this or start running.Guys, I am putting on weight; that too in all the adorable areas. My super consciousness realized it a few minutes ago as the button of my trouser died a martyr's death. It popped out with a pitiful sound as I decided to shift my weight uncomfortably on seat after I stared at my computer screen for a good 13 minutes. (I am precise because my screen saver is set for 13 minutes) The button found its way to the floor, rambled for some time and stayed there lying face up. It was an emotional moment for me, though I must admit that I also felt relaxed beyond imagination!!! I picked up the button as a souvenir of this (Potentially) life changing event and gave a quick visit to the washroom. some readjustment of belt, some minor tucking out of shirt and I am at my voluptuous best again.

kind of disturbing indeed, I am filled with a sudden guilt of going to Subway for lunch and having sub with extra cheese, lotsa toppings, ice tea etc.... calories, calories, calories.... Its time to make some rang-de-basanti changes in me. I decided of joining some football club or at least some gym for the nth time but suddenly felt hungry again at the very thought. Decided to discuss the same with a friend over a cup of half tea on the terrace but couldn't resist the temptation to take the lift.
I think, I will start something from tomorrow morning. 10 Kgs in next 6 months seems to be a nice target. otherwise one day my would-be better half will find her better 'one and half' in me!!!! :))Will keep you updated on this...